One Direction make my nipples dance.
:) :) :)

i’m going to make this real quick:

HAPPY FOUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO ONE DIRECTION. Even though sometimes I feel distant as a fan, and I’ve grown up a lot and mellowed out since the first few months of obsession, I can never thank them enough for making me smile. So often, we take for granted simple things - a smile, laugh, happiness. One Direction have helped me make so many friends, and always make me happy when I feel down. Thinking about Harry Styles literally will put the biggest, stupidest, ass-cheek-spreading grin on my face and I will always love him, Liam, Niall, Louis, and Zayn for that. 

Just my thoughts on five of the most wonderful celebrities ever.

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i want to fit my anus into harry’s dimples

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punch me in the face with your dick

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bury my dead body inside louis’ asscrack

LIAM LOOKS SO GOOD I AM SMASHING MY HEAD INTO A CHEESE GRATER

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i want to shave off his stubble and blend it into a wellness smoothie

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let me use your dick as a spatula to flip pancakes

WOw stitch me into your asshole

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